"Eat your heart out, Ben. She's going to need a full-time nanny after all the offers she's going to receive from suitors after this look. Absolutely stunning..."
"Gorgeous, elegant, sophisticated—am I talking about Gaga? Yes I am. She looks amazing!"
"Yes Reese, we know who you are and I've loved you forever, but you're better than this Nashville ball gown."
"Rachel made the right decision with Ryan Gosling, but the wrong decision with August Getty."
"Cate may not have taken home an Oscar for Carol, but she stole my heart wearing Armani and wins my seal of approval for Best Dressed."
"Decisions, decisions, decisions... Maybe when you look this good in a tux, the dress stays on the rack, for now..."
"Charlize does Dior proud. She's a designer's dream. Eat your heart out, Sean!"
"My mother taught me that if I have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. The only thing propping this look up is his third leg."