In the Closet: Lindsay and Sam (But Not Really)

Maybe we should title this one Out of the Closet? Or is that jab at this tanning twosome just too easy? The pale pair are still in Mexico vacationing from...What do they do, exactly, that's so stressful they need some time off? They clearly aren't taking a rest from photo ops, that's fer sure.

As far as the duo's choice of swimwear goes, since we're shallow like that, we're warming up to seeing SamRo in a two-piece—par-tick the boy shorts...more appropriate for babe's less-girlie personality.

And Lindsay's Mary Poppins carpet bag of endless bikinis continues with this noir number, emphasizing L2's most important assets. We don't have to spell that one out for ya, since we know you've been ignoring everything we've said so far and have been staring at 'em all along. Gotta say, happiness looks fab on these two girls—and kudos for LiLo holding a hand instead of a Corona.

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