The Awful Truth

Sam Surprises in a Two Piece

Tue., Sep. 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

We’re not exactly sure what we’re lookin at here—all signs (the tattoos, the hair, the redhead beside her) point to this stick figure in a swimsuit being Samantha Ronson, but we’re not so certain. Guess we never really wondered what lied beneath S.R.’s DJ duds. Turns out, a baby-pink bikini. Never saw that one coming. Now that’s a shocker that deserves its own People cover.

Do you think she indulges in her ultragirlie side when she thinks no one’s looking? Or did Sammy-pie finally get so fed up with all the butch name-calling, she decided she wants to look more feminine from now on? Will we see Linds with cropped hair wearing Converse sneakers and a men’s dress shirt tomorrow?

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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