Who's Bad-Mouthing Paris' Benji?
Wed., Aug. 27, 2008 9:03 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca
FAME PICTURES
Don't know if Paris and Benji's lunching habits are convincing anybody that they're just too, too still together (we'll reserve comment, just this once—don't get used to it). But look, just thought we should let you all know somebody's got it in for the musical Madden half that's supposedly all in love with the Bel-Air broad.
"He looks just like Uncle Fester," snipped a superclose hanger-on to the vertically and follicly challenged celebrity. But, darlings, what's really shocking is just how close this hangin' hon is to Mr. M. Think closer than my cat's ass to the clumping stuff.
Related Stories
Most Commented
- Bitch-Back! Breaking News—Johnny's a Hottie (916)
- Rob and Kristen "Relaxed" Together in NYC (676)
- Costars and Suits Give Robsten Their Blessings! (650)
- Truth, Lies & Ted: Twilight Special (478)
- Is New Moon Even Good? (422)
- Bitch-Back! Is There Drama on the Gossip Girl Set? (345)
- Ridiculous Twilight Hookups in an "All Taken" Cast (348)
- Rob Flies Back to L.A. With Kristen (290)
- Abuse Us Some More, Rob Pattinson! (272)
- Eclipse Darker? Breaking Dawn on Hold? Suits Speak! (270)
Tell Ted All About It
Got a hot tip or bitch? Share it, and you might see it here!
Our Partners
- PopSugar
-
Gwyneth Shows London Some Shoulder
Gwyneth Paltrow was decked out last night to celebrate the opening of London's Dean Street Town... more >> -
Jon Hamm Pops Up in Plaid in an Entirely Different Town
Jon Hamm flashed a big smile after a meeting in LA yesterday afternoon. He's back in California... more >> -
John Continues to Share All the Details
John Mayer was proud to show off his colorful tattoo sleeve on the December cover of Details. H... more >> - Read more at PopSugar.com »
- BuzzSugar
-
Who Would You Rather See Quinn With?
This post comes from Glee Club group member care0531. Quinn Fabray was never one of my favorite... more >> -
-
Buzz-Worthy Video: How I Met Your Mother's Slap Bet Game
I was excited to see what How I Met Your Mother would cook up for its annual Thanksgiving episo... more >> - Read more at BuzzSugar.com »
Sign Up for the Awful Express
Get Your E! News Now
Awful Truth Archives
Click Here to check out The Awful Truth Archive.
8 Comments
-
Show the next 1 - 0 of 8 comments
Now loading...