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Morning Piss: Listen Up, Rob Patrol

Robert Pattinson, Dossier Magazine Theo Wenner/Dossier Magazine

Some of you commenters have a nastier stench than Rob himself! You're all deluded if you think Robert Pattinson possibly smelling (again) isn't news of the Twi-glorious high proportions. Your obsession (and mine) with Pattz has made anything he does newsworthy now, FYI.

And for us Rob lovers, this isn't even about whether he looks shaggy when he flies—who doesn't—or if the stud has a little BO. We love him, anyway! Why? Because he's basically telling everyone to ef off.

This is a guy who doesn't give a s--t what a lot of people think. He's not going to start washing his hair just because a certain studio is telling him to clean up his act, literally.

Any guy who can basically give the middle finger to a bunch of suits with OCD so bad they try to micromanage their clients' love lives, is more than OK by Awful Truth standards. Got it?


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