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Say what you will about Life With My Sister Madonna author Christopher Ciccone—and trust us, we say stuff all the time—but the guy has an answer for everything: Madonna, Guy Ritchie, Gwyneth Paltrow and even whether he thinks Madge got a facelift.

Somehow, when he didn't flinch at Chelsea Handler's first question (which you should just watch to get the full impact), we knew this was going to be good.

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"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

—Brooke Hogan, when asked who she's voting for by a potential roommate on her series Brooke Knows Best. (Something tells us if Hulk's daughter really knew best, she'd keep quiet when the cameras were around)

—Via Bed Time

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Chuck Norris doesn't play games.

He disables them with a roundhouse and then makes them tearfully admit defeat.

Or so we would imagine after spending time on Chuck Norris Facts, the site that posits, "Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost," and other ridiculous odes to the Walker, Texas Ranger star's straight-faced badassery.

But the martial arts star who doesn't wear a watch (because "he decides what time it is") has decided it's time for a mobile video game, Chuck Norris' Bring On the Pain.

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"I am not wearing a thong. I just hiked my bathing suit up so I could get just the butt cheeks of my bathing-suit tan. I was lazy and I was tired and I just rolled over and was like, 'Dad, will you please put lotion on my back.' Jeez, he changed like my diaper and stuff. Seriously."

—Brooke Hogan on the Wendy Williams Show quoted by the New York Post, on dad Hulk Hogan rubbing sunscreen on her booty

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Sure, he has the name for the job, but who could have expected that Rainn Wilson would turn to weather forecasting while his acting career is doing so well?

On the very day he was nominated for an Emmy, The Office's Dwight Schrute did the weather—or at least flailed about in front of the satellite maps—on CNN to promote his new movie, The Rocker.

No, we didn't really get the connection either, but it did bring us closer to our dream that one day Steve Carell would replace Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room.

Today in Viewland, what started out as a discussion over the hypocrisy of Rev. Jesse Jackson using the N-word on Fox News in an off-air comment quickly turned into a heated discussion between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and herself.

Elisabeth doesn’t believe anybody, regardless of race, should ever use the N-word, because she’s seen the movie Crash. Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi both try to explain their perspectives, but they can't get a word in because Elisabeth has worked herself up so much, she's crying by the end.

And that, dear readers, is why Crash beat out Brokeback Mountain for the Best Picture Oscar.

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Remember when Naomi Campbell did the “Thriller” dance with a bunch of CGI lizards for some drink we still have no interest in? Yeah, she’s got nothing on these guys.

Anyway, she’s doing more ads for SoBe, which is where this strange photograph above comes from. Plus, she's got some other things on her mind, as well...

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Has Maverick set his sights on a new Iceman?

The Top Gun's teenage son, Connor, has been taking flying lessons at a Burbank airfield.

At his father's airplane hangar in Burbank this past Saturday afternoon—and after doing a few tricks on one of his two motorcycles—Connor boarded a small prop airplane for his flying lesson.

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"People make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of albums, names of bands. There’s nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that’s what you want to call your baby. It’s no stranger than Sarah. A name is just a noise, and if you like it, then f--k what everyone else says."

—Chris Martin (aka Apple and Moses' dad), on quirky baby names in Blender magazine's August issue...where the Coldplay frontman also reveals his hidden talents: oral sex and making oatmeal. At the same time?