Watching Tyra is not always an easy task. That's because Tyra pulls no punches. Tyra doesn't hold back. Tyra has the guts to bring you the painful issues so many women deal with, issues that are not always pretty.

Or, in the heartbreaking case of troubled Brittany, even color-coordinated.

Let Tyra help you feel Brittany's shame as she forces her guest to walk down the street in pitiless New York City in an outfit that doesn't match!

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You'll feel little to no shame watching the Soup Blog video gallery. Check it out now!

Love can be a terrible thing to waste. Unless, of course, when it goes horribly wrong and can be repurposed into cheap yet satisfying entertainment.

And speaking of cheap yet satisfying, you won't want to miss tonight's Soup special, Love and Other Burning Sensations, as Joel "The Passion Master" McHale takes you on a guided tour through the worst (and therefore the best) moments in TV love gone wrong.

Including a taste of heartless Bachelorette host Chris Harrison, who took time away from whatever he does when The Bachelorette isn't on to shame and abuse McHale, live and in person.

Remember, you can catch more pain tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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Can't wait till then? See what's in store in the Soup blog video gallery!

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From big names to big shames, it was quite a week at Soup central. Fasten your bib, and let's dig in.

• Nicole Kidman gets her boob envy off her chest.

• Who knew Terrence Howard was an immortal player in the Hollywood firmament? Besides Terrence Howard?

• Jenna Jameson reveals her lofty porn standards to a curious Oprah.

• Sandra Bullock pays homage to Kathie Lee Gifford's buttocks. Yum.

 • Zany Shayne Lamas takes her space cadet blonde routine to the luxury car lot. Hilarity ensues. And confusion.

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Hilarity always ensues in the Soup blog video gallery.

He may not be a vampire of the New Moon variety, but don't worry, ladies, Joel McHale can still wax his chest with the best of 'em.

And when he wasn't engaged in intimate grooming this week, your Soup host discovered a complete idiot on The Amazing Race (imagine that!), and found Ray J, shocked and confused upon learning that Lucious—one of the ladies vying for his love—actually slept with someone before she met him!

And she looked so pure.

Find out even more shocking facts on your scalding new Soup tonight at 10 p.m.

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The Soup isn't the only scorchin' thing around here! Check out these shots of all the New Moon madness!

The judicious tastemakers at People magazine may have crowned Johnny Depp the Sexiest Man Alive, but your very own Joel McHale walked away with the Sexiest Troublemaker award this year.

Meaning when he has sex he causes trouble?

Anyway, the honor captured the attention of none other than Wendy Williams, who believes that troublemakers should get spanked.

Which is somehow a less-than-savory visual.

But don't worry, there's plenty of full-on savory action tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT on your red-hot Soup.

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And until then, feast your eyes on more Joel McHale!

Leave it to Oprah to share new concepts, ideas and facts about the world around us.

And that includes the porn world, where Jenna Jameson is the acknowledged queen, a title she worked long and hard to achieve over 15 years.

That's 15 years of countless sex scenes, endless hours of all manner of physical coupling with untold numbers of men and women for really big bucks. 

And now, thanks to Oprah, we know it was all done with...dignity!?

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Speaking of dignity, you won't find much of that in the Soup Blog video gallery, but you will find plenty of laughs. Check it out now!

Sandra Bullock's portrayal of southern mom Leigh Anne Tuohy in the new film The Blind Side finds her in a blond wig, looking astonishingly like Kathie Lee Gifford, according to Today's Matt Lauer.

Even though Kathie Lee instantly appears on set to compare hair, it's her rear end that attracts Bullock's admiration.

Look for her next project to be a Kathie Lee biopic. Called The Back Side. 

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There's plenty more laughs awaiting in the Soup blog video gallery.

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You'd think Nicole Kidman has it all.

The joyous parenting union with country hitmaker Keith Urban. The spotlight-free life in bucolic Nashville. The film career that keeps on giving.

But yet the gifted lady admits she is lacking in one department.

Boobs.

Until she was nursing daughter Sunday, at least, when the hormone fairy granted her breast wishes.

"They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size," Kidman revealed to Ladies' Home Journal. "I loved it! I felt very Woman. When you've had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling."

Presumably Keith goes along with that. 

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See Nicole's peaks...and lows in this Fashion Spotlight gallery.

Tireless Joel McHale spent hours suffering through bad TV to bring you another week of fabulous Soup. Now it's your turn.

• When Aaron Carter signed on for Dancing With the Stars, he didn't sign up for germs from a civilian.

• Blabbermouth Ray J tries to keep mum on a major secret for his new season. Not hard enough.

• Tyra reveals the horrors of the latest get-thin-quick scheme for women: the tapeworm diet. Do you measure up?

• Shayne Lamas is proud of her Latin heritage. And will get near-naked to prove it.

• Explore the erotic delights of shooting high-powered deadly weapons with military hedonist R. Lee Ermey.

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Plenty more erotic delights (well, delights, anyway) await you in the Soup blog video gallery.

Larry King might be long in the tooth, but the lovable ol' crank still has what it takes to get an ex-beauty queen mad at him. 

Which, in the case of Carrie Prejean, isn't saying much. 

Tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for even more hilarious anger on a fresh batch of Soup.

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There's plenty more laughs where that came from in the Soup blog video gallery. Dig in now!

No one likes to see Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass come in second. Particularly Chuck Bass.

Not to be bested by Leighton Meester's sizzling music video for the song "Somebody to Love," the Bassman sounds off with his own sensual offering, "I'm Bored (You Ruined My Pants)."

With a little help from the Soup brain trust.

There's plenty more where this came from, tonight on a healthy chunk of fresh Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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And there's plenty more Gossip Girl goods to ogle below. Star clicking!

It's always a pleasure to watch E!, but a self-pleasure?

In an uncanny case of art imitating life, or just desserts or something, Joel McHale takes a bit of E! bashing on his NBC show Community.

Of course, he would have stuck up for his humble cable home if it were in the script.

Catch multitasking McHale on Community Thursdays at 8 p.m., and, even more importantly, watch him on The Soup tonight at 10 p.m.

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And if that's still not enough Joel, there's bucketloads more of the funnyman in the Soup blog video gallery.