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In a recent interview Jessica Simpson discussed what she is looking for in her next relationship.  She said that she loves, "…intellectual men…people that will always keep me intrigued…"  Okay.  People have been making fun of her lately for her weight, and I have kept my mouth shut because I think she looks perfectly fine and doesn't deserve that abuse.  She's not a big girl…but she isn't a smart girl.  You can't go telling someone in an interview that you need any kind of intellectual stimulation when you still think buffalo wings are made from rhinoceros.  You're just asking to be made fun of…help me out here, girl.